Post by CherylI think there are other groups of people who do not use a last/family
name - I've seen interviews with people, not royals or celebrities, in
various parts of the world who are referred to in the write-up as "X,
who like many people in Y, uses only one name, said....". I guess the
journalist wants to be polite, understood by people who usually use more
than one name, and accurate.
I don't know what such people do when travelling outside their country.
I'd expect their travel documents to contain their single name, as used
in their home country, which might confuse border authorities in other
countries. Or maybe, like Prince Frederik, they adopt surnames of
convenience.
I've posted this here once or twice already, but it's still a
favorite of mine and some here will not have seen it before. A
friend from Madras came to the US and had a similar experience when
registering for grad school. He wound up with two names achieved by
splitting in half an honorific given to his grandfather. That was in
the 1950s.
Subject: First name, last name.
How I came to be who I am.
I was not who I am. I was myself, my own self. That is, until I
came
to the U.S. When I came here to join the University, I went to
the
Registration office. There was an elderly woman with big round
eye-glasses, who looked at me through the gap between the frame
and
her eyebrows. I explained that I just came from India and I was
going to join the Chemistry Department. This is what happened
next.
"Your name?"
"Dinesh. "
"How do you spell it?"
"D-I-N...."
"Slow, slow. T?"
"No, D."
"Is that T as in Tom, or D as in Dennis?"
"No, not Dennis, my name is Dinesh."
"I know that. I am asking you, is that T as in Tom, or D as
in ... as in Detroit?"
"I don't know who Tom is, and I haven't been to Detroit. I just
came
from Madras."
"OK, OK, I know that. Is that T-I- or D-I- ?"
"D. D-I-. D-I-N-E-S-H."
"Is that your last name or first name?"
"Uh? Dinesh is my name."
"OK. What is your Last name?"
"That is my first and last name. Dinesh."
"Then, is your name Dinesh Dinesh?"
"NO. My name is Dinesh."
"But what is your LAST NAME? I am ASKING YOU ABOUT YOUR LAST
NAME."
"I told you, Dinesh. I always had the same name, from birth till
now. DINESH. That's my name."
"OK, what is your family name?"
"Family? Family name? My family doesn't have a name."
"What do the neighbors call you?"
"Dinesh."
"Not you. Your whole family. What do they call your family?"
"Beedida bhat'rr."
"So, that is your family name. Do you understand? How do you
spell
that?"
"Spell what?"
"B. D. whatever you said, what your neighbors call your family."
"Oh, that ... Beedida bhat'rr. What do you need that for? It only
means 'the brahmin who makes beedis.'"
"What are B-Ds?"
"Not B-D. Beedi, is like a cigarette, you see, they roll the
tobacco
in a leaf and tie a thread around it. 25 in a kattu."
"25 in a what?"
"Kattu, or katta, whatever. Like a bunch, you see. If there is
even
one less or one more, my father could always tell without
counting.
He then taught me how to do it."
"I am not worried about your 'cutter' or whatever.
What-is-your-last
-name?"
"I told you, Dinesh."
"OK, OK, I don't want to go over this again. What is common to
the
names of all the members of your family?"
They are all in Sanskrit. My first sister is Suneetha, the second
sister is Sumathi ..."
"Not about the language. When you write your name, and your
sister
writes her name, what do you two have in common?"
"We have the same handwriting. Even my father can't tell our
handwritings apart."
"Blast it! What is your father's name?"
"G. K. Nettar"
"What does G. K. stand for7"
"His name, Gopala Krishna."
"Then what is Nettar?"
"That is our house name."
"House name? Aha, does every one at your house have this name?"
"It is not our name. It is the name of our house. Strictly
speaking,
it should be Honnadka. But my father was too lazy to change it. My
father was born in Honnadka, but, see, my grandfather was born in
Nettar."
"What was his name?"
"I told you, G. K. Nettar."
"Your grandfather was also called G. K. whatever?"
"No. That is my father."
"Then what is your grandfather's name?"
"Govinda Bhat. See, my relatives still call me Mangalore Govinda.
Because it is a tradition to name the first son after his
grandfather. All the brothers of my father have done this. So, we
have Honnadka Govinda, Jogibettu Govinda, Kanchodu Govinda, and
I am Mangalore Govinda."
"So, then, your name is Mangalore Govinda, not Dinesh."
"My name is Dinesh, Mangalore Govinda is how my relatives call me.
That is not my name."
"What do they call your sister?"
"Ammanni. "
"What? You said her name is Sooneetha."
"Yes, that is her name, Suneetha, but we call her Ammanni."
"Is that her nickname?"
"No. She doesn't have a nickname. Only our neighbor's daughter
has a
nickname. She is called 'Soote'. She is very active. That's why."
"What about your brother?"
"I have no brothers. But then, you can count all those Govindas as
my
brothers too. See, they are really kind of my brothers."
"OK, what are their names?"
"The oldest one, he is my big brother. He is called GovindANNA."
"Govind Anna? Then Anna is his last name."
"No, ANNA, not anna. ANNA means big brother."
"What is his NAME?"
"His name is Govinda Bhat."
"Then your last name is But."
"Not but, Bhat, B-H-A-T. But that's not his name, you see."
"If that's not his name, what is it? Why does he have it in his
name?"
"Bhat simply means he is a brahmin. He might as well write Rao,
like
his father does, or Sharma, like my father's second brother does."
"How does he write his name in official papers?"
"Nettar Govinda Bhat. That's how he writes it."
"How does his father write it?"
"Nettar Venkata Subba Rao."
"Aha, I can see now. Your father is G. K. Nettar, his brother is
Nettar something Rao... your last name is then Nettar. Aha, I got
it."
"But Nettar is not the last name. It is the house name."
"I don't care. Tell me one last time, what is YOUR last name?"
"But I told you, my last name is the same as my first name, my
only
name, Dinesh."
"Then, I am going to write Nettar here. I don't care if it is your
house name, your grandfather's name, your dog's name, whatever. It
is
your last name. How do you spell it? N-E-..,"
"N-E-T-T-A-R."
"N-E-T-T-? Is that T as in Tom or D as in Dennis?"
"My name is Dinesh, not Dennis."
"AARRGGHHHHH. Do we have to go through this again? Here, write it
down."
"That's it. From now on, you are Dinesh Nettar, Dinesh is your
first
name, and Nettar is your last name. OK?"
"..."
--
John Varela