Jesus

First, a personâs future spouse must Jesus just
as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

"Jesus is a verb not a noun" is an actual sentence, I hear tell.

RH Draney

2018-07-10 22:20:48 UTC

First, a personâ€™s future spouse must Jesus just
as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

"Jesus is a verb not a noun" is an actual sentence, I hear tell.

Surely an allusion to this expression:

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....r

Horace LaBadie

2018-07-10 23:33:17 UTC

First, a personÃ¢â¬â¢s future spouse must Jesus just
as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

"Jesus is a verb not a noun" is an actual sentence, I hear tell.

https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/download.jpeg
....r

If you've been churched up in cat worship.

Jerry Friedman

2018-07-11 17:29:43 UTC

First, a personâ€™s future spouse must Jesus just
as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

"Jesus is a verb not a noun" is an actual sentence, I hear tell.

https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/download.jpeg

Or to this poem:

https://books.google.com/books?id=-p3gDQAAQBAJ&pg=PA28

--
Jerry Friedman

Lewis

2018-07-12 10:42:54 UTC

First, a personâ€™s future spouse must Jesus just
as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

"Jesus is a verb not a noun" is an actual sentence, I hear tell.

https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/download.jpeg

Among many. And related to the "because bacon" construction. It's become
very common in speech in recent years to use this sort of shorthand
(this also applies to speech-proxies like twitter or text messaging,
less to things like email or blog posts.)

I should be able to think of many examples, since this comes up several
times a week, if not daily, but the only one that comes to mind recently
was when playing World of Warcraft recently I was in a group where one
of the players said "Sorry about that I haven't played in a while n I
forgot how to druid."

--
Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum
and villainy. We must be cautious.

Jerry Friedman

2018-07-11 02:16:05 UTC

Post by David Kleinecke
First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

--
Jerry Friedman

RH Draney

2018-07-11 07:06:45 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
shall find"....r

Athel Cornish-Bowden

2018-07-11 08:07:22 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

--
athel

Peter Young

2018-07-11 08:27:42 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Peter.

--
Peter Young, (BrE, RP), Consultant Anaesthetist, 1975-2004.
(US equivalent: Certified Anesthesiologist) (AUE Au)
Cheltenham and Gloucester, UK. Now happily retired.
http://pnyoung.orpheusweb.co.uk

musika

2018-07-11 08:33:31 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Lays eggs.

--
Ray
UK

Kerr-Mudd,John

2018-07-11 10:04:08 UTC

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Post by musika

Post by Peter Young
What's a Hindu?

Lays eggs.

ITYF "Lace Iggs"

Use a Sarfrikaan accent.

--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

Mark Brader

2018-07-11 19:17:36 UTC

Post by musika

Post by Peter Young
What's a Hindu?

Lays eggs.

...same as in town.

--
Mark Brader, Toronto | "I shot a query into the net.
***@vex.net | I haven't got an answer yet..." --Ed Nather

Ken Blake

2018-07-11 15:26:10 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Crosses the street.

Post by Peter Young
Peter.

Madrigal Gurneyhalt

2018-07-11 16:05:53 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Crosses the street.

But why? WHY? For pity's sake tell me why!!!!

Peter Young

2018-07-11 16:36:20 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Crosses the street.

But why? WHY? For pity's sake tell me why!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road, Shirley.

Peter.

--
Peter Young, (BrE, RP), Consultant Anaesthetist, 1975-2004.
(US equivalent: Certified Anesthesiologist) (AUE Au)
Cheltenham and Gloucester, UK. Now happily retired.
http://pnyoung.orpheusweb.co.uk

Madrigal Gurneyhalt

2018-07-11 17:03:37 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Crosses the street.

But why? WHY? For pity's sake tell me why!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road, Shirley.

Er ... yeah ... that was the joke, like!

Jerry Friedman

2018-07-11 17:27:40 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Crosses the street.

But why? WHY? For pity's sake tell me why!!!!

Maybe you didn't see the thread where I mentioned a bumper sticker
based on this tweet:

https://twitter.com/biiimurray/status/421810065990221824?lang=en

--
Jerry Friedman

Lewis

2018-07-12 10:46:42 UTC

Post by Jerry Friedman

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't
tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Crosses the street.

But why? WHY? For pity's sake tell me why!!!!

Maybe you didn't see the thread where I mentioned a bumper sticker
https://twitter.com/biiimurray/status/421810065990221824?lang=en

I didn't know Mr Emerson was on twitter.

<https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/528057-i-dream-of-a-better-tomorrow-where-chickens-can-cross>

--
'Good and bad is tricky, she [Esme] said. 'I ain't too certain about
where people stand. P'raps what matters is which way you face.'

occam

2018-07-11 16:43:22 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Its like a Hen do, but for Hins.)

Peter Young

2018-07-11 18:21:55 UTC

Post by occam

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Its like a Hen do, but for Hins.)

<grin>

Peter.

--
Peter Young, (BrE, RP), Consultant Anaesthetist, 1975-2004.
(US equivalent: Certified Anesthesiologist) (AUE Au)
Cheltenham and Gloucester, UK. Now happily retired.
http://pnyoung.orpheusweb.co.uk

Ken Blake

2018-07-11 15:24:32 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
shall find"....r

Islam one of your favorite foods?

occam

2018-07-11 16:49:03 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
shall find"....r

Islam one of your favorite foods?

The weather report for today: Sunni to start with, Shia later.

Quinn C

2018-07-11 21:39:07 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
shall find"....r

Islam one of your favorite foods?

The weather report for today: Sunni to start with, Shia later.

Time to say Baha'i to this thread.

--
We say, 'If any lady or gentleman shall buy this article _____ shall
have it for five dollars.' The blank may be filled with he, she, it,
or they; or in any other manner; and yet the form of the expression
will be too vulgar to be uttered. -- Wkly Jrnl of Commerce (1839)

Peter Moylan

2018-07-12 05:10:51 UTC

Post by Jerry Friedman

Post by David Kleinecke
First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
shall find"....r

Islam one of your favorite foods?

The weather report for today: Sunni to start with, Shia later.

Didn't they sing "I got you, babe"?

--
Peter Moylan http://www.pmoylan.org
Newcastle, NSW, Australia

b***@aol.com

2018-07-12 20:30:37 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
shall find"....r

...in Jew time.

Post by Ken Blake
Islam one of your favorite foods?

Better not to pig oneself on it.

Jerry Friedman

2018-07-11 17:23:36 UTC

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
shall find"....r

Jew like matzo-ball soup?

--
Jerry Friedman

Peter Young

2018-07-11 18:23:46 UTC

Post by Jerry Friedman

     First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
     as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
     defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
shall find"....r

Jew like matzo-ball soup?

Marilyn Monroe (attributed): What other parts of the matzo can you eat?

Peter.

--
Peter Young, (BrE, RP), Consultant Anaesthetist, 1975-2004.
(US equivalent: Certified Anesthesiologist) (AUE Au)
Cheltenham and Gloucester, UK. Now happily retired.
http://pnyoung.orpheusweb.co.uk

Peter Moylan

2018-07-11 07:45:22 UTC

Post by David Kleinecke
First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
defines that idea.
Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Faithing weirds language.

--
Peter Moylan http://www.pmoylan.org
Newcastle, NSW, Australia

Anders D. Nygaard

2018-07-11 19:30:41 UTC