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David Kleinecke
2018-07-10 20:47:17 UTC
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The usual sentence from the wild:

First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
defines that idea.

Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
Horace LaBadie
2018-07-10 21:20:03 UTC
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In article <181bb664-8504-4ba6-9f84-***@googlegroups.com>,
David Kleinecke <***@gmail.com> wrote:

> The usual sentence from the wild:
>
> First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
> as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
> defines that idea.
>
> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

"Jesus is a verb not a noun" is an actual sentence, I hear tell.
RH Draney
2018-07-10 22:20:48 UTC
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On 7/10/2018 2:20 PM, Horace LaBadie wrote:
> In article <181bb664-8504-4ba6-9f84-***@googlegroups.com>,
> David Kleinecke <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>
>> First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>> as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>> defines that idea.
>>
>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>
> "Jesus is a verb not a noun" is an actual sentence, I hear tell.

Surely an allusion to this expression:

https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/download.jpeg

....r
Horace LaBadie
2018-07-10 23:33:17 UTC
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In article <***@news1.newsguy.com>, RH Draney <***@cox.net>
wrote:

> On 7/10/2018 2:20 PM, Horace LaBadie wrote:
> > In article <181bb664-8504-4ba6-9f84-***@googlegroups.com>,
> > David Kleinecke <***@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> The usual sentence from the wild:
> >>
> >> First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
> >> as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
> >> defines that idea.
> >>
> >> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
> >
> > "Jesus is a verb not a noun" is an actual sentence, I hear tell.
>
> Surely an allusion to this expression:
>
> https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/download.jpeg
>
> ....r

If you've been churched up in cat worship.
Jerry Friedman
2018-07-11 17:29:43 UTC
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On Tuesday, July 10, 2018 at 4:21:44 PM UTC-6, RH Draney wrote:
> On 7/10/2018 2:20 PM, Horace LaBadie wrote:
> > In article <181bb664-8504-4ba6-9f84-***@googlegroups.com>,
> > David Kleinecke <***@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> The usual sentence from the wild:
> >>
> >> First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
> >> as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
> >> defines that idea.
> >>
> >> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
> >
> > "Jesus is a verb not a noun" is an actual sentence, I hear tell.
>
> Surely an allusion to this expression:
>
> https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/download.jpeg

Or to this poem:

https://books.google.com/books?id=-p3gDQAAQBAJ&pg=PA28

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Jerry Friedman
Lewis
2018-07-12 10:42:54 UTC
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In message <***@news1.newsguy.com> RH Draney <***@cox.net> wrote:
> On 7/10/2018 2:20 PM, Horace LaBadie wrote:
>> In article <181bb664-8504-4ba6-9f84-***@googlegroups.com>,
>> David Kleinecke <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>
>>> First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>> as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>> defines that idea.
>>>
>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>
>> "Jesus is a verb not a noun" is an actual sentence, I hear tell.

> Surely an allusion to this expression:

> https://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/download.jpeg

Among many. And related to the "because bacon" construction. It's become
very common in speech in recent years to use this sort of shorthand
(this also applies to speech-proxies like twitter or text messaging,
less to things like email or blog posts.)

I should be able to think of many examples, since this comes up several
times a week, if not daily, but the only one that comes to mind recently
was when playing World of Warcraft recently I was in a group where one
of the players said "Sorry about that I haven't played in a while n I
forgot how to druid."

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Jerry Friedman
2018-07-11 02:16:05 UTC
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On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
> The usual sentence from the wild:
>
> First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
> as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
> defines that idea.
>
> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.

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RH Draney
2018-07-11 07:06:45 UTC
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On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>
>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>      defines that idea.
>>
>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>
> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't tempted.

I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
shall find"....r
Athel Cornish-Bowden
2018-07-11 08:07:22 UTC
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On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:

> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>
>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>      defines that idea.
>>>
>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>
>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't tempted.
>
> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
> you shall find"....r

Hindu yu du.


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Peter Young
2018-07-11 08:27:42 UTC
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On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:

> On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:

>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>>
>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>>      defines that idea.
>>>>
>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>>
>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
>>> tempted.
>>
>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
>> you shall find"....r

> Hindu yu du.

What's a Hindu?

Peter.

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musika
2018-07-11 08:33:31 UTC
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On 11/07/2018 09:27, Peter Young wrote:
> On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:
>
>> On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:
>
>>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>>>
>>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>>>      defines that idea.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>>>
>>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
>>>> tempted.
>>>
>>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
>>> you shall find"....r
>
>> Hindu yu du.
>
> What's a Hindu?
>
Lays eggs.


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Kerr-Mudd,John
2018-07-11 10:04:08 UTC
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On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 08:33:31 GMT, musika <***@NOSPAMexcite.com> wrote:

> On 11/07/2018 09:27, Peter Young wrote:
>> On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:
>>
[]
>>
>> What's a Hindu?
>>
> Lays eggs.
>
>

ITYF "Lace Iggs"

Use a Sarfrikaan accent.

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Mark Brader
2018-07-11 19:17:36 UTC
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Peter Young:
> > What's a Hindu?

"Ray":
> Lays eggs.

...same as in town.
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Ken Blake
2018-07-11 15:26:10 UTC
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On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 09:27:42 +0100, Peter Young <***@ormail.co.uk>
wrote:

>On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:
>
>> On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:
>
>>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>>>
>>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>>>      defines that idea.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>>>
>>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
>>>> tempted.
>>>
>>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
>>> you shall find"....r
>
>> Hindu yu du.
>
>What's a Hindu?


Crosses the street.

>
>Peter.
Madrigal Gurneyhalt
2018-07-11 16:05:53 UTC
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On Wednesday, 11 July 2018 16:26:14 UTC+1, Ken Blake wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 09:27:42 +0100, Peter Young <***@ormail.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:
> >
> >> On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:
> >
> >>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
> >>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
> >>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
> >>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
> >>>>>      defines that idea.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
> >>>>
> >>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
> >>>> tempted.
> >>>
> >>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
> >>> you shall find"....r
> >
> >> Hindu yu du.
> >
> >What's a Hindu?
>
>
> Crosses the street.
>
But why? WHY? For pity's sake tell me why!!!!
Peter Young
2018-07-11 16:36:20 UTC
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On 11 Jul 2018 Madrigal Gurneyhalt <***@googlemail.com> wrote:

> On Wednesday, 11 July 2018 16:26:14 UTC+1, Ken Blake wrote:
>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 09:27:42 +0100, Peter Young <***@ormail.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:
>>>
>>>>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>>>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>>>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>>>>>      defines that idea.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
>>>>>> tempted.
>>>>>
>>>>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
>>>>> you shall find"....r
>>>
>>>> Hindu yu du.
>>>
>>>What's a Hindu?
>>
>>
>> Crosses the street.
>>
> But why? WHY? For pity's sake tell me why!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road, Shirley.

Peter.

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Madrigal Gurneyhalt
2018-07-11 17:03:37 UTC
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On Wednesday, 11 July 2018 17:36:34 UTC+1, Peter Young wrote:
> On 11 Jul 2018 Madrigal Gurneyhalt <***@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Wednesday, 11 July 2018 16:26:14 UTC+1, Ken Blake wrote:
> >> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 09:27:42 +0100, Peter Young <***@ormail.co.uk>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>>On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:
> >>>
> >>>>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
> >>>>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
> >>>>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
> >>>>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
> >>>>>>>      defines that idea.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
> >>>>>> tempted.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
> >>>>> you shall find"....r
> >>>
> >>>> Hindu yu du.
> >>>
> >>>What's a Hindu?
> >>
> >>
> >> Crosses the street.
> >>
> > But why? WHY? For pity's sake tell me why!!!!
>
> Why did the chicken cross the road, Shirley.
>

Er ... yeah ... that was the joke, like!
Jerry Friedman
2018-07-11 17:27:40 UTC
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On Wednesday, July 11, 2018 at 10:05:59 AM UTC-6, Madrigal Gurneyhalt wrote:
> On Wednesday, 11 July 2018 16:26:14 UTC+1, Ken Blake wrote:
> > On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 09:27:42 +0100, Peter Young <***@ormail.co.uk>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:
> > >
> > >> On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:
> > >
> > >>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
> > >>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
> > >>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
> > >>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
> > >>>>>      defines that idea.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
> > >>>> tempted.
> > >>>
> > >>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
> > >>> you shall find"....r
> > >
> > >> Hindu yu du.
> > >
> > >What's a Hindu?
> >
> >
> > Crosses the street.
> >
> But why? WHY? For pity's sake tell me why!!!!

Maybe you didn't see the thread where I mentioned a bumper sticker
based on this tweet:

https://twitter.com/biiimurray/status/421810065990221824?lang=en

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2018-07-12 10:46:42 UTC
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In message <fb526e2f-bb19-4196-a480-***@googlegroups.com> Jerry Friedman <***@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 11, 2018 at 10:05:59 AM UTC-6, Madrigal Gurneyhalt wrote:
>> On Wednesday, 11 July 2018 16:26:14 UTC+1, Ken Blake wrote:
>> > On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 09:27:42 +0100, Peter Young <***@ormail.co.uk>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > >On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >> On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:
>> > >
>> > >>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>> > >>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>> > >>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>> > >>>>>
>> > >>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>> > >>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>> > >>>>>      defines that idea.
>> > >>>>>
>> > >>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
>> > >>>> tempted.
>> > >>>
>> > >>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
>> > >>> you shall find"....r
>> > >
>> > >> Hindu yu du.
>> > >
>> > >What's a Hindu?
>> >
>> >
>> > Crosses the street.
>> >
>> But why? WHY? For pity's sake tell me why!!!!

> Maybe you didn't see the thread where I mentioned a bumper sticker
> based on this tweet:

> https://twitter.com/biiimurray/status/421810065990221824?lang=en

I didn't know Mr Emerson was on twitter.

<https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/528057-i-dream-of-a-better-tomorrow-where-chickens-can-cross>



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occam
2018-07-11 16:43:22 UTC
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On 11/07/2018 10:27, Peter Young wrote:
> On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:
>
>> On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:
>
>>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>>>
>>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>>>      defines that idea.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>>>
>>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
>>>> tempted.
>>>
>>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
>>> you shall find"....r
>
>> Hindu yu du.
>
> What's a Hindu?
>
Its like a Hen do, but for Hins.)
Peter Young
2018-07-11 18:21:55 UTC
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On 11 Jul 2018 occam <***@invalid.nix> wrote:

> On 11/07/2018 10:27, Peter Young wrote:
>> On 11 Jul 2018 Athel Cornish-Bowden <***@imm.cnrs.fr> wrote:
>>
>>> On 2018-07-11 07:06:45 +0000, RH Draney said:
>>
>>>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>>>>      defines that idea.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>>>>
>>>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
>>>>> tempted.
>>>>
>>>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and
>>>> you shall find"....r
>>
>>> Hindu yu du.
>>
>> What's a Hindu?
>>
> Its like a Hen do, but for Hins.)

<grin>

Peter.

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Ken Blake
2018-07-11 15:24:32 UTC
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On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 00:06:45 -0700, RH Draney <***@cox.net>
wrote:

>On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>
>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>      defines that idea.
>>>
>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>
>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't tempted.
>
>I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
>shall find"....r




Islam one of your favorite foods?
occam
2018-07-11 16:49:03 UTC
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On 11/07/2018 17:24, Ken Blake wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 00:06:45 -0700, RH Draney <***@cox.net>
> wrote:
>
>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>>
>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>>      defines that idea.
>>>>
>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>>
>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't tempted.
>>
>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
>> shall find"....r
>
>
>
>
> Islam one of your favorite foods?
>

The weather report for today: Sunni to start with, Shia later.
Quinn C
2018-07-11 21:39:07 UTC
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* occam:

> On 11/07/2018 17:24, Ken Blake wrote:
>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 00:06:45 -0700, RH Draney <***@cox.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>>>
>>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>>>      defines that idea.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>>>
>>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't tempted.
>>>
>>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
>>> shall find"....r
>>
>> Islam one of your favorite foods?
>>
>
> The weather report for today: Sunni to start with, Shia later.

Time to say Baha'i to this thread.

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Peter Moylan
2018-07-12 05:10:51 UTC
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On 12/07/18 02:49, occam wrote:
> On 11/07/2018 17:24, Ken Blake wrote:
>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 00:06:45 -0700, RH Draney <***@cox.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>>>
>>>>> First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>>> as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>>> defines that idea.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>>>
>>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us." I wasn't tempted.
>>>
>>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
>>> shall find"....r
>>
>> Islam one of your favorite foods?
>
> The weather report for today: Sunni to start with, Shia later.

Didn't they sing "I got you, babe"?

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2018-07-12 20:30:37 UTC
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Le mercredi 11 juillet 2018 17:24:36 UTC+2, Ken Blake a écrit :
> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 00:06:45 -0700, RH Draney <***@cox.net>
> wrote:
>
> >On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
> >> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
> >>> The usual sentence from the wild:
> >>>
> >>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
> >>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
> >>>      defines that idea.
> >>>
> >>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
> >>
> >> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't tempted.
> >
> >I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
> >shall find"....r

...in Jew time.

>
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> Islam one of your favorite foods?

Better not to pig oneself on it.
Jerry Friedman
2018-07-11 17:23:36 UTC
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On Wednesday, July 11, 2018 at 1:07:18 AM UTC-6, RH Draney wrote:
> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
> > On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
> >> The usual sentence from the wild:
> >>
> >>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
> >>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
> >>      defines that idea.
> >>
> >> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
> >
> > Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't tempted.
>
> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
> shall find"....r

Jew like matzo-ball soup?

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Peter Young
2018-07-11 18:23:46 UTC
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On 11 Jul 2018 Jerry Friedman <***@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Wednesday, July 11, 2018 at 1:07:18 AM UTC-6, RH Draney wrote:
>> On 7/10/2018 7:16 PM, Jerry Friedman wrote:
>>> On 7/10/18 2:47 PM, David Kleinecke wrote:
>>>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>>>
>>>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>>>      defines that idea.
>>>>
>>>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>>>
>>> Reminds of a flier I saw in college: "Come Jew with us."  I wasn't
>>> tempted.
>>
>> I eagerly await other religions making similar overtures: "Sikh and you
>> shall find"....r

> Jew like matzo-ball soup?

Marilyn Monroe (attributed): What other parts of the matzo can you eat?

Peter.

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Peter Moylan
2018-07-11 07:45:22 UTC
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On 11/07/18 06:47, David Kleinecke wrote:
> The usual sentence from the wild:
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> First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
> as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
> defines that idea.
>
> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?

Faithing weirds language.

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Newcastle, NSW, Australia
Anders D. Nygaard
2018-07-11 19:30:41 UTC
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Den 11-07-2018 kl. 09:45 skrev Peter Moylan:
> On 11/07/18 06:47, David Kleinecke wrote:
>> The usual sentence from the wild:
>>
>>      First, a person’s future spouse must Jesus just
>>      as hard as they do, however the spouse-seeker
>>      defines that idea.
>>
>> Bill Shakespeare used Herod - why not equal time?
>
> Faithing weirds language.

ObXkcd: https://xkcd.com/1443/

/Anders, Denmark
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