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2018-07-10 16:01:48 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
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you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
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2018-07-10 18:45:43 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
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you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
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2018-07-10 19:03:05 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
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you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
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2018-07-11 12:04:32 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
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you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
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2018-07-11 13:00:37 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
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you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
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someone that's bigger than they are
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2018-07-11 13:11:45 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
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you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
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someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
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2018-07-11 13:31:33 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense ,
someone must've said something that went over your head
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2018-07-11 13:47:21 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense ,
someone must've said something that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
LOL
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2018-07-11 13:52:02 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense ,
someone must've said something that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
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2018-07-11 14:05:22 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense ,
someone must've said something that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
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what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense ,
someone must've said something that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
INDEED!
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense ,
someone must've said something that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along.  Your
mother doesn't count.
INDEED!
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its not all that funny since i never counted anything
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law ,
where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
no matter what the case is about , you win ,
what a fk'in yank tard
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law ,
where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
no matter what the case is about , you win ,
what a fk'in yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law ,
where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
no matter what the case is about , you win ,
what a fk'in yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law ,
where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
no matter what the case is about , you win ,
what a fk'in yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
all of my cool friends get into long drawn out legal disputes with their blood relatives.
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"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law ,
where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
no matter what the case is about , you win ,
what a fk'in yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't ,
it proves that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.
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"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long.

As far as I know, all that clothing went to the dump. They hauled
several large truckloads of crap out of there. My sister was well on her
way to becoming a full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my
expense for four years, but paybacks are a bitch.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long.
As far as I know, all that clothing went to the dump. They hauled
several large truckloads of crap out of there. My sister was well on her
way to becoming a full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my
expense for four years, but paybacks are a bitch.
serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long.
As far as I know, all that clothing went to the dump. They hauled
several large truckloads of crap out of there. My sister was well on her
way to becoming a full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my
expense for four years, but paybacks are a bitch.
serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
Than feel free to shut up at any time.
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"I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
kensi." -Nadegda
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
"re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
not careful.
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long. As far as I know, all that
clothing went to the dump. They hauled several large truckloads of
crap out of there. My sister was well on her way to becoming a
full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my expense for four
years, but paybacks are a bitch.
serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
Than feel free to shut up at any time.
thanks for proving % correct.
--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
http://youtu.be/iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

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"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
"re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
not careful.
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long. As far as I know, all that
clothing went to the dump. They hauled several large truckloads of
crap out of there. My sister was well on her way to becoming a
full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my expense for four
years, but paybacks are a bitch.
serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
Than feel free to shut up at any time.
thanks for proving % correct.
hi
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
"re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
not careful.
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long. As far as I know, all that
clothing went to the dump. They hauled several large truckloads of
crap out of there. My sister was well on her way to becoming a
full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my expense for four
years, but paybacks are a bitch.
serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
Than feel free to shut up at any time.
thanks for proving % correct.
hi
did you ever play Millionaire at checkmate's expense? i have on my monocle and i'm about to fire up my patio pizza oven.
--
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http://youtu.be/iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
"re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
not careful.
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long. As far as I know, all that
clothing went to the dump. They hauled several large truckloads of
crap out of there. My sister was well on her way to becoming a
full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my expense for four
years, but paybacks are a bitch.
serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
Than feel free to shut up at any time.
thanks for proving % correct.
hi
Bitter little homo man, living in his half-a-house duplex with the shitty
gables, and craving attention in a world where he has no relevance.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
"re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
not careful.
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long. As far as I know, all that
clothing went to the dump. They hauled several large truckloads of
crap out of there. My sister was well on her way to becoming a
full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my expense for four
years, but paybacks are a bitch.
serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
Than feel free to shut up at any time.
thanks for proving % correct.
hi
Bitter little homo man, living in his half-a-house duplex with the
shitty gables, and craving attention in a world where he has no
relevance.
aw, look at the bitter little lonely scared straight man-boi with nothing better to do in his life than call fags homos and project his attention-starved megalomania and justified fears of irrelevance onto others.
--
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http://youtu.be/iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
"re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
not careful.
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long.
As far as I know, all that clothing went to the dump. They hauled
several large truckloads of crap out of there. My sister was well on
her way to becoming a full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire
at my expense for four years, but paybacks are a bitch.
did you give her your pin # or something?

oh, you were talking about your daddy's money as if it were yours.
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"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law ,
where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
no matter what the case is about , you win ,
what a fk'in yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't ,
it proves that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
oh right that's that new washington state law ,
where the real law no longer replies
Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all, Aids-
ridden dying junky.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies
Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
Aids- ridden dying junky.
it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
--
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http://youtu.be/iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

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"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies
Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
Aids- ridden dying junky.
it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies
Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
Aids- ridden dying junky.
it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday
it took him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
--
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http://youtu.be/iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

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"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies
Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
Aids- ridden dying junky.
it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday
No, just the two you're already dying of... Hep C and AIDS. There may be
more, but you're sure not going to volunteer that information.

Oh, wait... you do have diabetes, but so do I. Mine doesn't cause me any
complications, though. Didn't you mention yours gave you neuropathy?
Mine hasn't because I take better care of myself.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies
Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
Aids- ridden dying junky.
it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday
No, just the two you're already dying of... Hep C and AIDS. There may be
more, but you're sure not going to volunteer that information.
Oh, wait... you do have diabetes, but so do I. Mine doesn't cause me any
complications, though. Didn't you mention yours gave you neuropathy?
Mine hasn't because I take better care of myself.
i guess that's why you told me your think you're starting to get it too
face pal you got 15 years on me you'll be all decayed by the time i hit
the dirt , no benefit to talk you , you serve no purpose
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies
Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
Aids- ridden dying junky.
it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday
No, just the two you're already dying of... Hep C and AIDS. There may be
more, but you're sure not going to volunteer that information.
Oh, wait... you do have diabetes, but so do I. Mine doesn't cause me any
complications, though. Didn't you mention yours gave you neuropathy?
Mine hasn't because I take better care of myself.
i guess that's why you told me your think you're starting to get it too
face pal you got 15 years on me you'll be all decayed by the time i hit
the dirt , no benefit to talk you , you serve no purpose
I never told you I thought I was getting it, I merely asked you what the
symptoms were, and I don't have any of them. You keep saying there's no
benefit in you talking to me, yet you continue to do so, because you're
so owned that you can't stop. Feel free to stop anytime you think you
can actually do so.
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
yank tard
Lamest backpedal ever.
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
longer replies
Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
Aids- ridden dying junky.
it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday
No, just the two you're already dying of... Hep C and AIDS. There may be
more, but you're sure not going to volunteer that information.
Oh, wait... you do have diabetes, but so do I. Mine doesn't cause me any
complications, though. Didn't you mention yours gave you neuropathy?
Mine hasn't because I take better care of myself.
i guess that's why you told me your think you're starting to get it too
face pal you got 15 years on me you'll be all decayed by the time i hit
the dirt , no benefit to talk you , you serve no purpose
I never told you I thought I was getting it, I merely asked you what the
symptoms were, and I don't have any of them. You keep saying there's no
benefit in you talking to me, yet you continue to do so, because you're
so owned that you can't stop. Feel free to stop anytime you think you
can actually do so.
it might be easier if you stop chasing me ,
especially after i told you you're useless ,
ans serve no purpose and you did say you had it ,
and you balled about your cat and you bitched about your sister ,
i tried to be supportive but its family shit ,
i go no spawn in that salmon

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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
that went over your head
CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.
i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
why you k0oked out about them.
LOL
Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
about the case.
yes, we know nothing about the imaginary case all we have are our respective conspiracy theories about how your sister totally made you look like a fool.
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"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
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Do care givers count?
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
someone that's bigger than they are
Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
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do they count what gramps
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it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
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whats that
You. HTH
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Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
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whats that
You. HTH
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and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <***@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <***@news.altopia.com>

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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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