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STARBUCKS IS DITCHING STRAWS
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-07-10 16:01:48 UTC
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?
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2018-07-10 16:04:17 UTC
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On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
> Any questions?
>
>
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
Lunar Opticfibre
2018-07-10 18:45:43 UTC
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On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>> Any questions?
>>
>>
> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw

I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
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2018-07-10 19:03:05 UTC
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On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>> Any questions?
>>>
>>>
>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>
> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.

i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-07-11 12:04:32 UTC
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On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>> Any questions?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>
>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>
> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen

What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL
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2018-07-11 13:00:37 UTC
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On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>>> Any questions?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>
>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>
>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>
> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
> LOL
>
someone that's bigger than they are
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-07-11 13:11:45 UTC
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On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>>>> Any questions?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>
>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>
>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>
>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
>> LOL
>>
> someone that's bigger than they are



Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL
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2018-07-11 13:31:33 UTC
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On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>>>>> Any questions?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>
>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>
>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>
>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
>>> LOL
>>>
>> someone that's bigger than they are
>
>
>
> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
> LOL
>
i live alone so that makes no sense ,
someone must've said something that went over your head
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-07-11 13:47:21 UTC
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On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>>>>>> Any questions?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>
>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>
>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>
>>
>>
>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
>> LOL
>>
> i live alone so that makes no sense ,
> someone must've said something that went over your head

CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
LOL
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2018-07-11 13:52:02 UTC
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On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>>>>>>> Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>
>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
>>> LOL
>>>
>> i live alone so that makes no sense ,
>> someone must've said something that went over your head
>
> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
> LOL
>
what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
Checkmate
2018-07-11 14:05:22 UTC
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>
> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> > On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> >> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
> >>>>>>>>> Any questions?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>>>
> >>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
> >>>>> LOL
> >>>>>
> >>>> someone that's bigger than they are
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
> >>> LOL
> >>>
> >> i live alone so that makes no sense ,
> >> someone must've said something that went over your head
> >
> > CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
> > LOL
> >
> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man

Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.

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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-07-11 14:15:54 UTC
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On 7/11/2018 7:05 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>>>>>>>>> Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense ,
>>>> someone must've said something that went over your head
>>>
>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
>>> LOL
>>>
>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>
> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
> mother doesn't count.
>
INDEED!
LOL
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2018-07-11 14:18:06 UTC
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On 2018-07-11 7:15 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 7/11/2018 7:05 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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>>
>>
>>>
>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense ,
>>>>> someone must've said something that went over your head
>>>>
>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>
>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along.  Your
>> mother doesn't count.
>>
> INDEED!
> LOL


its not all that funny since i never counted anything
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2018-07-11 14:21:19 UTC
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>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>that went over your head
>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>
>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>mother doesn't count.

i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.

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On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
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>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>> that went over your head
>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>
>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>> mother doesn't count.
>
> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
>
LOL
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> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> > On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> > <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
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> >>
> >>
> >>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
> >>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
> >>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
> >>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
> >>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
> >>>>> that went over your head
> >>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
> >>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
> >>
> >> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
> >> mother doesn't count.
> >
> > i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
> >
> LOL

Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.

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On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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>>
>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>> that went over your head
>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>
>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>> mother doesn't count.
>>>
>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
>>>
>> LOL
>
> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
> his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
> was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
> where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
> free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
> think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
> than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
>
oh right that's that new washington state law ,
where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
no matter what the case is about , you win ,
what a fk'in yank tard
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> >>>
> >>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>> says...
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
> >>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
> >>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
> >>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
> >>>>>>> that went over your head
> >>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
> >>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
> >>>>
> >>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
> >>>> mother doesn't count.
> >>>
> >>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
> >>>
> >> LOL
> >
> > Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
> > his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
> > was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
> > where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
> > free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
> > think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
> > than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
> >
> oh right that's that new washington state law ,
> where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
> the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
> no matter what the case is about , you win ,
> what a fk'in yank tard

Lamest backpedal ever.

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On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, Checkmate wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>> says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
>>>>>
>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>
>>>> LOL
>>>
>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
>>> his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
>>> was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
>>> where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
>>> free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
>>> think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
>>> than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
>>>
>> oh right that's that new washington state law ,
>> where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
>> the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
>> no matter what the case is about , you win ,
>> what a fk'in yank tard
>
> Lamest backpedal ever.
>
right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
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>
> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> > says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>> says...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> >>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> >>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
> >>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
> >>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
> >>>>>>>>> that went over your head
> >>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
> >>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
> >>>>>> mother doesn't count.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
> >>>>>
> >>>> LOL
> >>>
> >>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
> >>> his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
> >>> was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
> >>> where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
> >>> free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
> >>> think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
> >>> than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
> >>>
> >> oh right that's that new washington state law ,
> >> where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
> >> the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
> >> no matter what the case is about , you win ,
> >> what a fk'in yank tard
> >
> > Lamest backpedal ever.
> >
> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard

Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.

--
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kensi." -Nadegda
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<***@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>says...
>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>says...
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>LOL
>>>>>Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>about the case.
>>>>oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>yank tard
>>>Lamest backpedal ever.
>>right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>
>Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>it.

all of my cool friends get into long drawn out legal disputes with their blood relatives.

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

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-

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KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, Checkmate wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>> says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, Checkmate wrote:
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>> says...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
>>>>> his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
>>>>> was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
>>>>> where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
>>>>> free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
>>>>> think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
>>>>> than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
>>>>>
>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law ,
>>>> where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
>>>> the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
>>>> no matter what the case is about , you win ,
>>>> what a fk'in yank tard
>>>
>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>
>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>
> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
>
show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't ,
it proves that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
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<***@news.alt.net>:

>On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>says...
>>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>says...
>>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>says...
>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>LOL
>>>>>>Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>about the case.
>>>>>oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>yank tard
>>>>Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>it.
>show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard

remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <***@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <***@news.altopia.com>

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
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On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
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> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> <***@news.alt.net>:
>
>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> 💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>> says...
>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>> 💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>> says...
>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>> 💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>> about the case.
>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>> yank tard
>>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>> it.
>> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>
> remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.
>
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
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>
> On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> > On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
> > <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> > importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> > <***@news.alt.net>:
> >
> >> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
> >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>> says...
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>> says...
> >>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
> >>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> >>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
> >>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
> >>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
> >>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
> >>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
> >>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
> >>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
> >>>>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
> >>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
> >>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
> >>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
> >>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
> >>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
> >>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
> >>>>>>> about the case.
> >>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
> >>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
> >>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
> >>>>>> yank tard
> >>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
> >>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
> >>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
> >>> it.
> >> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
> >> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
> >
> > remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.
> >
> nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose

World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long.

As far as I know, all that clothing went to the dump. They hauled
several large truckloads of crap out of there. My sister was well on her
way to becoming a full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my
expense for four years, but paybacks are a bitch.

--
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On 2018-07-11 3:20 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>> <***@news.alt.net>:
>>>
>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>> says...
>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>>> about the case.
>>>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>>> yank tard
>>>>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>>> it.
>>>> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>>> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>>>
>>> remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.
>>>
>> nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
>
> World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
> and post retarded baby talk all day long.
>
> As far as I know, all that clothing went to the dump. They hauled
> several large truckloads of crap out of there. My sister was well on her
> way to becoming a full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my
> expense for four years, but paybacks are a bitch.
>
serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
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>
> On 2018-07-11 3:20 PM, Checkmate wrote:
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> > Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> > says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> >> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
> >>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>> <***@news.alt.net>:
> >>>
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>> says...
> >>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
> >>>>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> >>>>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>>>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>>>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
> >>>>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
> >>>>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
> >>>>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
> >>>>>>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
> >>>>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
> >>>>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
> >>>>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
> >>>>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
> >>>>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
> >>>>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
> >>>>>>>>> about the case.
> >>>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
> >>>>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
> >>>>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
> >>>>>>>> yank tard
> >>>>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
> >>>>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
> >>>>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
> >>>>> it.
> >>>> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
> >>>> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
> >>>
> >>> remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.
> >>>
> >> nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
> >
> > World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
> > and post retarded baby talk all day long.
> >
> > As far as I know, all that clothing went to the dump. They hauled
> > several large truckloads of crap out of there. My sister was well on her
> > way to becoming a full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my
> > expense for four years, but paybacks are a bitch.
> >
> serves no purpose no benefit in talking to

Than feel free to shut up at any time.

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<***@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 3:20 PM, 💩 wrote:
>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>says...
>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>><***@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>>>>>of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>>>>>attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>>>>>wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>>>>>court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>>>>>trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>>>>>see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>>>>>about the case.
>>>>>>>>>>oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>>>>>longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>>>>>are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>>>>>yank tard
>>>>>>>>>Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>>>>>right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>>>>>Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>>>>>it.
>>>>>>show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>>>>>that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>>>>>remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
>>>>>"re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
>>>>>neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
>>>>>not careful.
>>>>nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
>>>World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
>>>and post retarded baby talk all day long. As far as I know, all that
>>>clothing went to the dump. They hauled several large truckloads of
>>>crap out of there. My sister was well on her way to becoming a
>>>full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my expense for four
>>>years, but paybacks are a bitch.
>>serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
>
>Than feel free to shut up at any time.

thanks for proving % correct.

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <***@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <***@news.altopia.com>

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KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 15:44:23 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
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> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> 💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>> says...
>>
>>
>>> On 2018-07-11 3:20 PM, 💩 wrote:
>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>> 💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>> says...
>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>> <***@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>>>>>> about the case.
>>>>>>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>>>>>> yank tard
>>>>>>>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>>>>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>>>>>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>>>>>> it.
>>>>>>> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>>>>>> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>>>>>> remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
>>>>>> "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
>>>>>> neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
>>>>>> not careful.
>>>>> nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
>>>> World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
>>>> and post retarded baby talk all day long. As far as I know, all that
>>>> clothing went to the dump. They hauled several large truckloads of
>>>> crap out of there. My sister was well on her way to becoming a
>>>> full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my expense for four
>>>> years, but paybacks are a bitch.
>>> serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
>>
>> Than feel free to shut up at any time.
>
> thanks for proving % correct.
>
hi
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<***@news.alt.net>:

>On 2018-07-11 10:53 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>Emeritus 🐶笛 wrote:
>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 15:44:23 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>says...
>>>>On 2018-07-11 3:20 PM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>says...
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
>>>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>><***@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>about the case.
>>>>>>>>>>>>oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>>>>>>>longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>>>>>>>are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>>>>>>>yank tard
>>>>>>>>>>>Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>>>>>>>right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>>>>>>>Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>>>>>>>it.
>>>>>>>>show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>>>>>>>that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>>>>>>>remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
>>>>>>>"re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
>>>>>>>neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
>>>>>>>not careful.
>>>>>>nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
>>>>>World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
>>>>>and post retarded baby talk all day long. As far as I know, all that
>>>>>clothing went to the dump. They hauled several large truckloads of
>>>>>crap out of there. My sister was well on her way to becoming a
>>>>>full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my expense for four
>>>>>years, but paybacks are a bitch.
>>>>serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
>>>Than feel free to shut up at any time.
>>thanks for proving % correct.
>hi

did you ever play Millionaire at checkmate's expense? i have on my monocle and i'm about to fire up my patio pizza oven.

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <***@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <***@news.altopia.com>

-

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KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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>
> On 2018-07-11 10:53 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> > On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 15:44:23 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> > <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> > importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> > <***@news.altopia.com>:
> >
> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >> says...
> >>
> >>
> >>> On 2018-07-11 3:20 PM, ? wrote:
> >>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>> says...
> >>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
> >>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
> >>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>>>>> <***@news.alt.net>:
> >>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
> >>>>>>>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
> >>>>>>>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
> >>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
> >>>>>>>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
> >>>>>>>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
> >>>>>>>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
> >>>>>>>>>>>> about the case.
> >>>>>>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
> >>>>>>>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
> >>>>>>>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
> >>>>>>>>>>> yank tard
> >>>>>>>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
> >>>>>>>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
> >>>>>>>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
> >>>>>>>> it.
> >>>>>>> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
> >>>>>>> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
> >>>>>> remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
> >>>>>> "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
> >>>>>> neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
> >>>>>> not careful.
> >>>>> nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
> >>>> World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
> >>>> and post retarded baby talk all day long. As far as I know, all that
> >>>> clothing went to the dump. They hauled several large truckloads of
> >>>> crap out of there. My sister was well on her way to becoming a
> >>>> full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my expense for four
> >>>> years, but paybacks are a bitch.
> >>> serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
> >>
> >> Than feel free to shut up at any time.
> >
> > thanks for proving % correct.
> >
> hi

Bitter little homo man, living in his half-a-house duplex with the shitty
gables, and craving attention in a world where he has no relevance.

--
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>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 10:53 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 15:44:23 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>On 2018-07-11 3:20 PM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
>>>>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>><***@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>about the case.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>>>>>>>>are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>yank tard
>>>>>>>>>>>>Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>>>>>>>>right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>>>>>>>>it.
>>>>>>>>>show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>>>>>>>>that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>>>>>>>>remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
>>>>>>>>"re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
>>>>>>>>neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
>>>>>>>>not careful.
>>>>>>>nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
>>>>>>World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
>>>>>>and post retarded baby talk all day long. As far as I know, all that
>>>>>>clothing went to the dump. They hauled several large truckloads of
>>>>>>crap out of there. My sister was well on her way to becoming a
>>>>>>full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my expense for four
>>>>>>years, but paybacks are a bitch.
>>>>>serves no purpose no benefit in talking to
>>>>Than feel free to shut up at any time.
>>>thanks for proving % correct.
>>hi
>
>Bitter little homo man, living in his half-a-house duplex with the
>shitty gables, and craving attention in a world where he has no
>relevance.

aw, look at the bitter little lonely scared straight man-boi with nothing better to do in his life than call fags homos and project his attention-starved megalomania and justified fears of irrelevance onto others.

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <***@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <***@news.altopia.com>

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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<***@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>><***@news.alt.net>:
>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>>>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>>>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>>>why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>>>LOL
>>>>>>>>>Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>>>of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>>>attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>>>wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>>>court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>>>trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>>>see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>>>about the case.
>>>>>>>>oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>>>longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>>>are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>>>yank tard
>>>>>>>Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>>>right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>>>Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>>>it.
>>>>show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>>>that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>>>remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's
>>>"re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the
>>>neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's
>>>not careful.
>>nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose
>
>World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
>and post retarded baby talk all day long.
>
>As far as I know, all that clothing went to the dump. They hauled
>several large truckloads of crap out of there. My sister was well on
>her way to becoming a full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire
>at my expense for four years, but paybacks are a bitch.

did you give her your pin # or something?

oh, you were talking about your daddy's money as if it were yours.

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <***@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <***@news.altopia.com>

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
Checkmate
2018-07-11 21:55:10 UTC
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says...


>
> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> > says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>> says...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>> says...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> >>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> >>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
> >>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
> >>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
> >>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
> >>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
> >>>>> his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
> >>>>> was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
> >>>>> where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
> >>>>> free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
> >>>>> think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
> >>>>> than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.
> >>>>>
> >>>> oh right that's that new washington state law ,
> >>>> where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
> >>>> the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
> >>>> no matter what the case is about , you win ,
> >>>> what a fk'in yank tard
> >>>
> >>> Lamest backpedal ever.
> >>>
> >> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
> >
> > Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.
> >
> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't ,
> it proves that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard

You mean like this:

> oh right that's that new washington state law ,
> where the real law no longer replies

Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all, Aids-
ridden dying junky.

--
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<***@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>says...
>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>says...
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>>says...
>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>LOL
>>>>>>>Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>about the case.
>>>>>>oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>yank tard
>>>>>Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>it.
>>show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>
>You mean like this:
>
>>oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>longer replies
>
>Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
>of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
>when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
>Aids- ridden dying junky.

it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <***@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <***@news.altopia.com>

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
%
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On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
Emeritus 🐶笛 wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:55:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> 💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>> says...
>>
>>
>>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>> 💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>> says...
>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>> 💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>> 💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>> about the case.
>>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>> yank tard
>>>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>> it.
>>> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>>
>> You mean like this:
>>
>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>> longer replies
>>
>> Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
>> of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
>> when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
>> Aids- ridden dying junky.
>
> it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
>
he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday
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>On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>Emeritus 🐶笛 wrote:
>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:55:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
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>><***@news.altopia.com>:
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>>>says...
>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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>>>>>says...
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, 💩 wrote:
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>>>>>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
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>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, 💩 wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>>says...
>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>>>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>>>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>>>why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>>>LOL
>>>>>>>>>Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>>>of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>>>attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>>>wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>>>court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>>>trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>>>see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>>>about the case.
>>>>>>>>oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>>>longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>>>are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>>>yank tard
>>>>>>>Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>>>right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>>>Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>>>it.
>>>>show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>>>that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>>>You mean like this:
>>>>oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>longer replies
>>>Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
>>>of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
>>>when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
>>>Aids- ridden dying junky.
>>it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
>he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday

it took him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

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and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
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"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
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>
> On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> > On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:55:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> > <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> > importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> > <***@news.altopia.com>:
> >
> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >> says...
> >>
> >>
> >>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>> says...
> >>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
> >>>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> >>>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
> >>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
> >>>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
> >>>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
> >>>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
> >>>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
> >>>>>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
> >>>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
> >>>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
> >>>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
> >>>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
> >>>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
> >>>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
> >>>>>>>> about the case.
> >>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
> >>>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
> >>>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
> >>>>>>> yank tard
> >>>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
> >>>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
> >>>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
> >>>> it.
> >>> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
> >>> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
> >>
> >> You mean like this:
> >>
> >>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
> >>> longer replies
> >>
> >> Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
> >> of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
> >> when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
> >> Aids- ridden dying junky.
> >
> > it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
> >
> he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday

No, just the two you're already dying of... Hep C and AIDS. There may be
more, but you're sure not going to volunteer that information.

Oh, wait... you do have diabetes, but so do I. Mine doesn't cause me any
complications, though. Didn't you mention yours gave you neuropathy?
Mine hasn't because I take better care of myself.

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> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:55:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>
>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>> says...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>>>> about the case.
>>>>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>>>> yank tard
>>>>>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>>>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>>>> it.
>>>>> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>>>> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>>>>
>>>> You mean like this:
>>>>
>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>> longer replies
>>>>
>>>> Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
>>>> of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
>>>> when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
>>>> Aids- ridden dying junky.
>>>
>>> it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
>>>
>> he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday
>
> No, just the two you're already dying of... Hep C and AIDS. There may be
> more, but you're sure not going to volunteer that information.
>
> Oh, wait... you do have diabetes, but so do I. Mine doesn't cause me any
> complications, though. Didn't you mention yours gave you neuropathy?
> Mine hasn't because I take better care of myself.
>
i guess that's why you told me your think you're starting to get it too
face pal you got 15 years on me you'll be all decayed by the time i hit
the dirt , no benefit to talk you , you serve no purpose
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> On 2018-07-12 2:30 PM, Checkmate wrote:
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> > says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> >> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:55:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> >>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
> >>>
> >>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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> >>>> says...
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>>>>>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
> >>>>>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> >>>>>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>>>>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>>>>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
> >>>>>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
> >>>>>>>>>>> LOL
> >>>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
> >>>>>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
> >>>>>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
> >>>>>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
> >>>>>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
> >>>>>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
> >>>>>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
> >>>>>>>>>> about the case.
> >>>>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
> >>>>>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
> >>>>>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
> >>>>>>>>> yank tard
> >>>>>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
> >>>>>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
> >>>>>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
> >>>>>> it.
> >>>>> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
> >>>>> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
> >>>>
> >>>> You mean like this:
> >>>>
> >>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
> >>>>> longer replies
> >>>>
> >>>> Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
> >>>> of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
> >>>> when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
> >>>> Aids- ridden dying junky.
> >>>
> >>> it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
> >>>
> >> he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday
> >
> > No, just the two you're already dying of... Hep C and AIDS. There may be
> > more, but you're sure not going to volunteer that information.
> >
> > Oh, wait... you do have diabetes, but so do I. Mine doesn't cause me any
> > complications, though. Didn't you mention yours gave you neuropathy?
> > Mine hasn't because I take better care of myself.
> >
> i guess that's why you told me your think you're starting to get it too
> face pal you got 15 years on me you'll be all decayed by the time i hit
> the dirt , no benefit to talk you , you serve no purpose

I never told you I thought I was getting it, I merely asked you what the
symptoms were, and I don't have any of them. You keep saying there's no
benefit in you talking to me, yet you continue to do so, because you're
so owned that you can't stop. Feel free to stop anytime you think you
can actually do so.

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> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-12 2:30 PM, Checkmate wrote:
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>>> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>> says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:55:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that went over your head
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mother doesn't count.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> why you k0oked out about them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>>>>>>>>>>>> of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>>>>>>>>>>>> attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>>>>>>>>>>>> court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>>>>>>>>>>>> trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>>>>>>>>>>>> see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>>>>>>>>>>>> about the case.
>>>>>>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>>>>>> longer replies i think its called , the checkmate law , all the judges
>>>>>>>>>>> are doing it , no matter what the case is about , you win , what a fk'in
>>>>>>>>>>> yank tard
>>>>>>>>>> Lamest backpedal ever.
>>>>>>>>> right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard
>>>>>>>> Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about
>>>>>>>> it.
>>>>>>> show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't , it proves
>>>>>>> that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You mean like this:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> oh right that's that new washington state law , where the real law no
>>>>>>> longer replies
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
>>>>>> of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
>>>>>> when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all,
>>>>>> Aids- ridden dying junky.
>>>>>
>>>>> it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.
>>>>>
>>>> he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday
>>>
>>> No, just the two you're already dying of... Hep C and AIDS. There may be
>>> more, but you're sure not going to volunteer that information.
>>>
>>> Oh, wait... you do have diabetes, but so do I. Mine doesn't cause me any
>>> complications, though. Didn't you mention yours gave you neuropathy?
>>> Mine hasn't because I take better care of myself.
>>>
>> i guess that's why you told me your think you're starting to get it too
>> face pal you got 15 years on me you'll be all decayed by the time i hit
>> the dirt , no benefit to talk you , you serve no purpose
>
> I never told you I thought I was getting it, I merely asked you what the
> symptoms were, and I don't have any of them. You keep saying there's no
> benefit in you talking to me, yet you continue to do so, because you're
> so owned that you can't stop. Feel free to stop anytime you think you
> can actually do so.
>
it might be easier if you stop chasing me ,
especially after i told you you're useless ,
ans serve no purpose and you did say you had it ,
and you balled about your cat and you bitched about your sister ,
i tried to be supportive but its family shit ,
i go no spawn in that salmon
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<***@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
>>Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>><***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>><***@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>?! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com says...
>>>>
>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>>>>that went over your head
>>>>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>>>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>>>>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>>>>mother doesn't count.
>>>i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's
>>>why you k0oked out about them.
>>LOL
>
>Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out
>of his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the
>attorney was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and
>wouldn't tell me where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the
>court case, but feel free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for
>trolling purposes. I think the court was in a much better position to
>see what was going on than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing
>about the case.

yes, we know nothing about the imaginary case all we have are our respective conspiracy theories about how your sister totally made you look like a fool.

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>
> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> > On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
> >> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
> >>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
> >>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
> >>>>>>> Any questions?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
> >>>>
> >>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
> >>>
> >>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
> >>> LOL
> >>>
> >> someone that's bigger than they are
> >
> >
> >
> > Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
> > LOL
> >
> i live alone...

BINGO! Inflatable Eskimo sex dolls don't count.

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On 7/11/2018 7:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>>>>>>> Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>
>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
>>> LOL
>>>
>> i live alone...
>
> BINGO! Inflatable Eskimo sex dolls don't count.
>

Do care givers count?
%
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On 2018-07-11 7:16 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 7/11/2018 7:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> Checkmate!  In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>> says...
>>
>>
>>>
>>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>>>>>>>> Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>> i live alone...
>>
>> BINGO!  Inflatable Eskimo sex dolls don't count.
>>
>
> Do care givers count?
>
>
do they count what gramps
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On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
> do they count what gramps


Poor idiot.
%
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On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>> do they count what gramps
>
>
> Poor idiot.


when they count you you'll know
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On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>>> do they count what gramps
>>
>>
>> Poor idiot.
>
>
> when they count you you'll know

Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
%
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On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>>>> do they count what gramps
>>>
>>>
>>> Poor idiot.
>>
>>
>> when they count you you'll know
>
> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.

whats that
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>
> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> > On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
> >> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
> >>>> do they count what gramps
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Poor idiot.
> >>
> >>
> >> when they count you you'll know
> >
> > Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
>
> whats that

You. HTH

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On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
>>>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>>>>>> do they count what gramps
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Poor idiot.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> when they count you you'll know
>>>
>>> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
>>
>> whats that
>
> You. HTH
>
it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
there is no benefit in knowing you or talking to you
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>
> On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> > says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
> >>>>>> do they count what gramps
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Poor idiot.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> when they count you you'll know
> >>>
> >>> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
> >>
> >> whats that
> >
> > You. HTH
> >
> it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
> there is no benefit in knowing you or talking to you

Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
with your imminent death.

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On 2018-07-11 11:10 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>> says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>>>>>>>> do they count what gramps
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Poor idiot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> when they count you you'll know
>>>>>
>>>>> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
>>>>
>>>> whats that
>>>
>>> You. HTH
>>>
>> it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
>> there is no benefit in knowing you or talking to you
>
> Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
> with your imminent death.
>
no
Checkmate
2018-07-11 21:49:00 UTC
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
says...


>
> On 2018-07-11 11:10 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> > says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> >>> says...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
> >>>>>>>> do they count what gramps
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Poor idiot.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> when they count you you'll know
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
> >>>>
> >>>> whats that
> >>>
> >>> You. HTH
> >>>
> >> it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
> >> there is no benefit in knowing you or talking to you
> >
> > Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
> > with your imminent death.
> >
> no

No to all of it, or just part of it?

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On 2018-07-11 11:10 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> Checkmate! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>> says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>>>>>>>> do they count what gramps
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Poor idiot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> when they count you you'll know
>>>>>
>>>>> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
>>>>
>>>> whats that
>>>
>>> You. HTH
>>>
>> it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
>> there is no benefit in knowing you or talking to you
>
> Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
> with your imminent death.
>
dunzle
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2018-07-11 18:13:38 UTC
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On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:10:59 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
<***@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<***@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>💩! In article <***@news.alt.net>, ***@gmail.com
>>>says...
>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>>>>>>>>do they count what gramps
>>>>>>>Poor idiot.
>>>>>>when they count you you'll know
>>>>>Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
>>>>whats that
>>>You. HTH
>>it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose , there is
>>no benefit in knowing you or talking to you
>
>Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
>with your imminent death.

are you remodeling the room you go to and scream for hours on end when you aren't posting here?

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