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A limerick about a linguistician
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Reinhold {Rey} Aman
2018-08-08 17:04:52 UTC
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A limerick about a linguistician
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A hair-dyeing psycho, Pete Aorist,
A shit-posting, hairy-palmed onanist
While yearning for mum,
He splatters his cum
All over his bed with his tiny fist.


(James, AUE's poet lAUEreate, eat your heart out!)

~~~ Reinhold {Rey} Aman ~~~
Reinhold {Rey} Aman
2018-08-08 23:15:38 UTC
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Reinhold {Rey} Aman wrote:
[Improved, final version. Changed "A" to "That" and "tiny" to "girly."
Now the limerick is perfect: meter, rhyme, contents, and format.]
Post by Reinhold {Rey} Aman
A limerick about a linguistician
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That hair-dyeing psycho, Pete Aorist,
A shit-posting, hairy-palmed onanist
While yearning for mum,
He splatters his cum
All over his bed with his girly fist.
(James, AUE's poet lAUEreate, eat your heart out!)
~~~ Reinhold {Rey} Aman ~~~
b***@aol.com
2018-08-09 00:28:42 UTC
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Post by Reinhold {Rey} Aman
[Improved, final version. Changed "A" to "That" and "tiny" to "girly."
Now the limerick is perfect: meter, rhyme, contents, and format.]
Post by Reinhold {Rey} Aman
A limerick about a linguistician
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That hair-dyeing psycho, Pete Aorist,
A shit-posting, hairy-palmed onanist
While yearning for mum,
He splatters his cum
All over his bed with his girly fist.
(James, AUE's poet lAUEreate, eat your heart out!)
~~~ Reinhold {Rey} Aman ~~~
There was an old fart from AUE
Who vented his hatred on “Petey”
When he killfiled the latter,
He went even madder
Or rather, one should say nutsy.
b***@aol.com
2018-08-09 14:38:39 UTC
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Post by b***@aol.com
Post by Reinhold {Rey} Aman
[Improved, final version. Changed "A" to "That" and "tiny" to "girly."
Now the limerick is perfect: meter, rhyme, contents, and format.]
Post by Reinhold {Rey} Aman
A limerick about a linguistician
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That hair-dyeing psycho, Pete Aorist,
A shit-posting, hairy-palmed onanist
While yearning for mum,
He splatters his cum
All over his bed with his girly fist.
(James, AUE's poet lAUEreate, eat your heart out!)
~~~ Reinhold {Rey} Aman ~~~
There was an old fart from AUE
Who vented his hatred on “Petey”
When he killfiled the latter,
He went even madder
Or rather, one should say nutsy.
ADDENDUM

ObAUE - Lexical connections in the above:

- (old) "fart" --> "vented" hatred

- Taking delight in venting one's hatred" --> "Having a gas" venting
on'e hatred

- "fart" = "gas"

And the wheel has come full circle...

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