Post by Mark BarrattWhen I was young, I remember that a ballpoint pen was usually
referred to as a "biro" (after its Hungarian inventor, László
Biró). It seems to me that I rarely, if ever, hear this usage
anymore.
Comments?
Sure, Mark. The explanation is simple: It was the uncertainty of how
to pronounce "biro" that caused this word's demise. Picture the
following real-life situation in a typical English stationery shoppe:
Customer: Morning. I wish to purchase a biro {BEE-row}.
Clark: A wot?
Customer: A {BEE-row}.
Clark: Dreadfully sorry, sir, but I don't understand what
you want.
Customer: A {BEE-row}. A bleedin' {BEE-row}!
Clark: How is that word spelt?
Customer: Bee aye are owe. {BEE-row}!
Clark: Oh, dear. You mean {BYE-row}.
Customer: No! Bloody 'ell, I mean {BEE-row}.
Clark: {BYE-row}.
Customer: {BEE-row}, dammit!
Clark: {BYE-row}.
Customer: {BEE-row}!
Clark: Sorry, it's called a {BYE-row}.
Shoppe Owner: Wot's all this about then?
Clark: This here gentleman wishes to buy a {BYE-row}.
Shoppe Owner: A wot?
Clark: A {BYE-row}.
Customer: No, no, no. A {BEE-row}!
Shoppe Owner: Would you moynd spellin' this word for me, sir?
Customer: Bee aye are owe. {BEE-row}!
Shoppe Owner: Oh, Oy see. You mean {boy-ROW}.
Customer: No, I bloody well don't mean that. I mean {BEE-row}!
Shoppe Owner: {BEE-row, SHMEE-row}. Educated gents calls 'em
{boy-ROWS}, wiff the stress on the second syllable, loyke
the Frogs' b-u-r-e-a-u, {byoo-ROW}.
Customer [exasperated]: Fine, fine. Well, um... adopt, adapt
and improve. Just a pair of knickers then, please.*
[*Thank you, Monty Python.]
I'm certain that you can understand that the multiple ways of
pronouncing "biro" {BEE-row, BYE-row, boy-ROW, etc.} caused confusion,
resentment, and economic losses. Thus the word "biro" was dropped in
the 1960s, and every proper Englishperson started calling ballpoint pens
"lászlósz" {LAHSS-lohss}.
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Reinhold (Rey) Aman
Santa Rosa, CA 95402, USA
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