Post by Peter MoylanAlso years ago, we used to get almost daily nuisance calls for a person
whose phone number was apparently a permutation of ours. Initially we
used to reply politely when we heard "Can I speak to Mildred?". Then we
started replying with "You silly idiot, you've dialled the wrong number
again". Eventually it was too much for my wife, who answered with
"Sorry, she's dead".
We had a time when we kept getting calls from various coolection
agencies for someone we'd never heard of, but they would continue
calling, often the same person would call multiple times in a row.
"He's in jail" and immediately hanging uo finally put a stop to the
calls.
(We really did not want to change our phone number, as it was an
excellent number ending in "00".)
Post by Peter MoylanMy father often answered the phone with "Mulligan's meatworks, Murphy
speaking". His friends understood this. (Sometimes, when I answered the
phone, someone would ask to speak to Murphy.) If it confused his
non-friends, that didn't bother him.
My father had our number listed under a fake name, and people would call
and ask for the fake name and I'd tell them, as instructed, that he
wasn't available.
Often they would insist they were old friends or worked with him or
needed to talk to him right now and would try to wheedle another number
or a workplace from me. At the time I found it entertaining, and would
often string them along.
Post by Peter MoylanLately I've been considering answering the phone with "Waratah Police",
but most of the time I'd be saying it to a recorded message.
I recommend the following solutions to solve all phone problems
1) no 'land line'
2) Keep all your contacts on your phone
3) Never answer a call that doesn't show a contact name, never answer
a call that start with the first 5 or 6 digits as your number.
4) Voicemail greeting "If you're not in my contacts, leave a message;
if you don't leave a message your number will be blocked.
5) Block any unknown numbers that don't leave a message
my ringtone on my phone is "silent.m4r" and I only ever answer calls
from people who not only are in my contacts, but have a custom rintone
set, since I do not even hear the other calls.
After a half decade of consistently following those steps I've
eliminated all the garbage calls and the only calls I get now are
people I actually am willing to talk to.
--
These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.
-- George Carlin