Post by Django CatCall me a cab...
I'll answer to most things, DC is fine.
When I was a teenager my mother worked as a volunteer for a small
local library endeavouring to get up on its feet. Part of this work
entailed gathering unwanted books from estate sales and seeing if
there was anything the library could use in the haul. Going through
one such collection she same across a 'Siamese-English' phrasebook
dating from the early 1900s and thought it would be an amusing
stocking stuffer for her linguistically curious teenage daughter.
On Christmas morning she was a bit surprised by the volume of laughter
echoing from my room -- due to my having skimmed the dialogues in the
phrasebook and almost immediately found that a couple of them ended
with the immortal line, 'Call me a tricycle'. When she stuck her head
round the door and asked what was so funny, I was crying from laughter
and couldn't actually repeat the line for some time. I finally passed
her the book and it had the same effect on her too. Given the very
colonial tone of the tome, one could well imagine the rather worse-for-
wear Colonel Somebody-or-Other coming out with this phrase and the
obvious reply from a doorman in rather better shape. 'Very well sir
-- ....'
cheers,
Stephanie
in Brussels
but you can call me TsuiDF (no, actually, that's probably hard to say)